SharkOverflow
A playground for absurd technology
Est. 2026 · Series Ø
The internet needs worse ideas.
An independent studio for experiments that probably shouldn’t exist, built with an unreasonable amount of engineering for very stupid reasons.
Descend02 Descent 0600 m
Serious engineering. Unserious ideas.
No. 01 We build things nobody asked for, then test them like they’re load-bearing.
No. 02 The idea is the joke. The craft is not.
No. 03 If it ever scales, something has gone badly wrong.
03 The Tank 2,800 m
Built because nobody asked.
What has escaped into the wild, and what is still in captivity being built. Open any specimen to see what it does.
04 The Deep End 10,000 m
Probably shouldn’t exist.
It’s dark down here. Your cursor is the torch.
Most of the internet is optimised: engagement-tuned, A/B-tested, sanded smooth. It got boring.
SharkOverflow is a place for the opposite. Projects with no growth strategy, no roadmap and no discernible reason, engineered as if they were critical infrastructure. The bit is the product. The build quality is not a bit.
Down here
- Tony Shark
- Founder. Writes the code, the jokes and the apologies. Face not pictured, by choice.
- The Shark
- CEO. See Fig. 1. Cannot be fired. We tried.
- You, possibly
- Collaborators wanted. Poor judgement preferred.
- Rule 01 No pitch decks.
- Rule 02 Ship it or sink it.
- Rule 03 Never explain the joke.
- Rule 04 Don’t feed the shark after midnight.
05 Resurface 0008 m